1 00:02:23,561 --> 00:02:28,315 I got up, took a shower, made myself coffee. 2 00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:29,859 I kept telling myself, you know, 3 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:33,779 "I'll wake her up after I do this or this little step..." 4 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:36,782 No, that's not true really. 5 00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:40,953 I knew I was going to delay waking her up for as long as possible. 6 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:45,374 What was it you really wanted? 7 00:02:45,416 --> 00:02:49,545 I wanted her, same as always, I wanted her to disappear. 8 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:52,840 I wanted her to be the hell out of there. 9 00:02:53,716 --> 00:02:55,634 And she got the hell out of there. 10 00:02:56,594 --> 00:02:58,095 She took the hint. 11 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:02,182 She woke up, you were fully dressed, ready to go to work. 12 00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:04,894 More or less, yeah. She took the hint. 13 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:09,440 And yet, just the night before... 14 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:14,445 And you wanted her very badly? 15 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,489 Yeah. 16 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:21,869 I know. 17 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:24,079 Really badly. 18 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:32,856 He can stretch himself. 19 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:36,068 He can stretch himself from here to Ethiopia if he wanted to. 20 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:37,736 No. We said "him" already. 21 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:39,863 No, no, no. The rubber man. 22 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:42,801 He's the last of the Fantastic Four that we've been searching for all evening. 23 00:04:42,825 --> 00:04:44,076 The missing link, yes? 24 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:45,828 No. We already said him. 25 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:47,997 Oh, look. There's a taxi. Taxi! 26 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:50,666 We are not in need of coach service, my lady. 27 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:54,837 This is my kingdom, and my palace is but two blocks from here. 28 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,714 - Come on. - Be off! 29 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:59,049 God damn, you fuck your mind! Cocksuckers! 30 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:00,259 - Be off! - Be off! 31 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:02,219 Cocksuckers! Fuck you! 32 00:05:03,429 --> 00:05:04,471 Fireball. 33 00:05:04,555 --> 00:05:06,974 And the one that's made of big brown stones. 34 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:08,726 That's Brownstone Man. 35 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:11,895 No. That's not his name. It's lighter brown. 36 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,819 God, the telephone company. 37 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:21,613 How can I take home a girl who works for the telephone company? 38 00:05:21,697 --> 00:05:23,574 Go on. Go home. 39 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:26,535 I'm the Director of Personnel. 40 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:30,456 She hires those incompetents. Oh, no! 41 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:35,210 What do you do, Mr. Wise Guy? 42 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:37,755 Literature. 43 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:16,960 Yes. 44 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:19,296 You play chess? 45 00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:21,006 Yeah, excellently. 46 00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:23,092 And checkmate. 47 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:25,010 Does that mean you win? 48 00:07:15,686 --> 00:07:16,728 A fucking bat! 49 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:24,570 All right, now. Just relax. 50 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:26,196 Oh, right. 51 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:28,323 Shit. 52 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:32,619 "Shoo?" 53 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:51,638 There's a... 54 00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:52,973 Never mind. 55 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:12,034 Did you get it out? 56 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:13,785 Let's go. 57 00:08:13,869 --> 00:08:15,913 If I'd known you had a fucking roommate... 58 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:25,923 Taxi! 59 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:21,019 Alva. Alva. 60 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,772 Yes, Mr. Loew. 61 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:28,360 All right, Frank Heatherton wants a copy of the first contract he had 62 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:30,487 for the sale of his short story, 63 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,532 Rattlesnake Hills, 64 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:36,785 to Der Spiegel. 65 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:39,246 It seems that's the first foreign sale he's ever had 66 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:42,624 and suddenly he wants to frame the agreement. 67 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:45,669 Now, the story was sold in 1963, 68 00:09:45,711 --> 00:09:50,048 and I know that's a long time before either I was here or you were here, 69 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:55,012 but there is no reason why the agency shouldn't have a copy of it. 70 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:58,473 I already looked in the files under "Heatherton." 71 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,350 I looked under "Rattlesnake Hills," 72 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:04,062 but I am asking you to go through the entire Der Spiegel file 73 00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:05,772 because that is a very fat file 74 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:08,150 and nothing is in order and it will take hours. 75 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,110 But it will be there. 76 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,321 Somewhere. 77 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,100 Please find it and bring it to me. 78 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,660 Yes, Mr. Loew. 79 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,842 Peter, Joel Reznick on 02. 80 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:37,596 Mr. Loew? 81 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,600 Mr. Loew, are you there? 82 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:07,936 Starting with your earliest years 83 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:12,482 when you somehow were taught to expect 84 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:15,527 something that wasn't even halfway attainable. 85 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,365 Peter. 86 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:25,996 Well, I guess my time is up. 87 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:28,957 No, no, no, we have a couple more minutes. 88 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:32,043 You know, lately, 89 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:36,715 you have always been telling me when our time is up. 90 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,885 And I just wonder if maybe... 91 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:45,307 Does it make you feel a little insecure when I'm saying... 92 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:47,851 Well, what? 93 00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:50,520 Nothing. Nothing. I was remembering... 94 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:53,773 I brought this girl up to my place the other night. 95 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:57,611 Really hot, you know. And we're on the bed. 96 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:02,365 Suddenly, this bat comes swooping down out of nowhere. 97 00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:03,909 A bat? 98 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,494 Holy shit. 99 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:09,456 But this really happened. But the part... 100 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,583 This part, I don't know if this really happened 101 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:14,419 or I dreamt it later or what. 102 00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:17,172 I mean, I'm fighting this bat off all alone, 103 00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:22,219 and I'll be damned if I didn't get really turned on. 104 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:24,554 You were aroused? 105 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:25,764 Yeah. 106 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:30,393 But you said just a few seconds before you were in the throes of passion. 107 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,562 - Yeah, I know. - So, then you were aroused. 108 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,147 With the girl? 109 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,815 Well, yes, with the girl. 110 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,735 Oh, sure. Yes. Absolutely. 111 00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:41,404 But then she left the room and I was... 112 00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,740 I mean, I came down. 113 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:46,910 You know, I was in mortal combat with a fucking bat! Give me a break. 114 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,078 Wait. 115 00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:52,832 You were fighting off the bat 116 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:56,169 and that's when you had this new feeling? 117 00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:59,339 Then, yes. That is the precise order of events. 118 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,093 And on that note... 119 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,221 Yes. I'll see you on Tuesday. 120 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:07,514 Bye bye. 121 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:27,075 Alva, I didn't see... Did you find that Heatherton contract? 122 00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:29,619 Well, I checked in the back files under "Heatherton" 123 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:32,414 and "Rattlesnake Hills," like you said. 124 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,416 But I couldn't find it. 125 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:38,336 I guess I'm gonna have to look under the Der Spiegel files. 126 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:41,548 Alva, I told you that I already checked those files. 127 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,300 I already checked them. 128 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:48,138 Sorry. I must have misunderstood. I'm gonna get right to it. 129 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,032 I don't know. Maybe. 130 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,200 I really believe it. 131 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,702 It's inconceivable to me that you liked that. It's not funny. 132 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:55,497 Inconceivable? Jesus Christ. 133 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:56,891 I must be a real disappointment to you. 134 00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,541 My name's Harold. What's yours? 135 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:01,336 I don't save the same amount I put in the other account. 136 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,713 Let's say I put $2,000 in the IRA. 137 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,716 Now, that doesn't mean I'm gonna save $2,000 at income tax time. 138 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,552 It's more like $700. Right, Peter? 139 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,637 - Yes. - Yeah. 140 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,139 Plus, I get interest on the $2,000 in the other account. 141 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,141 Who would be interested? 142 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,062 The Carpenters in Raise High The Roofbeam. 143 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,859 Did you get that joke? 144 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,027 No. 145 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,409 I love your earrings. 146 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,204 Thank you. 147 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,089 I'm Peter Loew. 148 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,800 Rachel. 149 00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,404 Oh, Rachel. 150 00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:29,799 God! 151 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,056 Okay. Okay. Okay. 152 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,060 Yes. 153 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,104 Yes. 154 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,107 Yes. 155 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:47,859 Yes. 156 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,531 Oh, yes. 157 00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:01,664 Who are you? 158 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,627 It's all right. 159 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,006 It's all right. 160 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,636 You chose me. 161 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,884 What a glorious Sunday. 162 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,679 How nice not to have to go in to work. 163 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,723 No comments on my coffee, please. 164 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:03,476 If you don't like it, I'll send out. 165 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,395 I do it all the time. 166 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,759 Well, do you like it? 167 00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:40,096 I gotta take a piss. 168 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,027 Hello, you have reached Peter. 169 00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:37,612 I am not in at the moment, 170 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:41,199 but if you leave your name, your number and a brief message, 171 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:43,910 I'll get back to you just as soon as I can. 172 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:46,329 Thank you. 173 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:49,749 Yeah? Well, you can forget about getting back to this girl. 174 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,584 You son of a bitch! 175 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:54,837 You don't just walk out on somebody like that, you bastard! 176 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,799 Don't you ever call me again. 177 00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,385 You fuck! Fuck you! 178 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:14,524 Yeah, well, fuck you, too, sister. 179 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:21,990 So... 180 00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,367 How was your weekend? 181 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,536 It was all right, you know. 182 00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:29,122 It was nothing earth-shattering. 183 00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:31,666 Did you hurt yourself? 184 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,252 Just cut myself shaving. 185 00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:38,923 Well, Peter, 186 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:42,010 why don't we begin where we left off last week? 187 00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:45,638 You started to tell me about this strange feeling you had 188 00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:49,517 when this bat flew through the window of your apartment. 189 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:56,566 The feeling of exultation that you experienced. 190 00:21:56,607 --> 00:22:01,320 See, you made it sound as though it were something more than sexual. 191 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:08,244 I don't really know what you're talking about. I don't remember. 192 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:11,122 Well, you were very sure about it last weekend. 193 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:12,749 It made a very strong impression. 194 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,418 Oh, yes. Okay. I know. 195 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:19,547 I guess I was pretty horny. 196 00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:23,760 Pretty keyed up from being with the girl right before. 197 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,514 I was drunk, too. 198 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,767 That was it. 199 00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:33,478 I'd had a little to drink. 200 00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:36,606 I was a little drunk. 201 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,275 Plus I was horny. 202 00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:45,615 And have you seen this girl again? 203 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:47,784 No. 204 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,511 Peter, Frank Heatherton on 03. 205 00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:12,642 All right. And, Judy, send Alva in here right now. 206 00:23:19,857 --> 00:23:21,359 Yes, Mr. Loew. 207 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,612 All right, Alva. That's Frank Heatherton on the phone. 208 00:23:24,654 --> 00:23:25,696 For me. 209 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:28,324 Now, I'm sure he's calling about the Der Spiegel contract, 210 00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:30,201 which he still hasn't gotten a copy of. 211 00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:32,537 How do I know he hasn't gotten a copy of it? 212 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:36,040 Because I haven't sent it to him. Why haven't I sent it to him? 213 00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,251 Because you haven't found it and brought it to me yet! 214 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:41,170 Now it's fucking Tuesday, and I still don't see it here on my desk. 215 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:43,464 I don't see it here. Do you? 216 00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:47,260 Alva? No! 217 00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:50,054 Well, I'm going through the files, Mr. Loew. 218 00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:52,014 But I have a million other things to do. 219 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,350 Now, I just want you to be here 220 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:57,520 and listen to the song and dance that I have to do. 221 00:23:57,728 --> 00:24:00,857 That I have to do because you haven't done your job. 222 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,108 Ready? 223 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,104 Yeah, hi, Frank. How are you? 224 00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:08,698 Hello, Peter. I'm just fine, thanks. 225 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,241 Hey, listen, I won't hold you. 226 00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:12,451 I just wanted to say, about that letter I sent, 227 00:24:12,535 --> 00:24:16,706 you know, requesting the copy of Rattlesnake Hills sale to Der Spiegel. 228 00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:18,875 There is absolutely no rush on that. 229 00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:20,543 I know it's an old contract. 230 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:21,836 It's gonna take some digging. 231 00:24:21,878 --> 00:24:25,339 I'm sure you and your girls got better things to do, huh? 232 00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,781 Anyway, look, I'm in the middle of moving, so take your time. 233 00:24:27,842 --> 00:24:30,219 I'll give you a call when I'm all settled in. Okay? 234 00:24:30,261 --> 00:24:31,429 Yeah, okay, Frank. 235 00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:33,556 So, how's things with you? Life treating you well? 236 00:24:33,598 --> 00:24:34,599 Yeah, Frank. 237 00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:36,058 Good. Well, take care, old buddy. 238 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,226 All right. Bye bye, Frank. 239 00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:38,561 Yeah, bye. 240 00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:46,444 Well... 241 00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:52,366 Seems I didn't have to do a song and dance after all, Alva. 242 00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:54,577 As you could hear, I couldn't get a word in edgewise. 243 00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:57,538 Mr. Heatherton is boiling mad. 244 00:24:57,580 --> 00:25:01,709 And he has implied that if he doesn't get that copy within the week, 245 00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:04,170 he will terminate his agreement with our agency 246 00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:05,773 and sign up with a more efficient one. 247 00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:12,595 Am I getting through to you, Alva? 248 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:16,432 I'll go right to it, Mr. Loew. 249 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,369 Judy, I'll be out for the rest of the day. 250 00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:49,715 - Two. - Yeah. 251 00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:54,279 Hey, do I get waited on today or what? I've been sitting here for 15 minutes. 252 00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:56,555 Right away, sir. Right away. 253 00:25:57,515 --> 00:26:00,977 And then, he took me on one of those horse-and-carriage rides. 254 00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:02,228 You're kidding. 255 00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:04,480 And in the middle of it, he asked me. 256 00:26:04,522 --> 00:26:06,941 - He asked you what? - To marry him. 257 00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:08,693 Fucking greasehole! 258 00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:26,377 Are you all right, sir? Sure? Are you? 259 00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:58,743 -Hello. - Dr. Glaser. 260 00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:02,038 You have reached the office of Dr. Dorothy Glaser. 261 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:04,123 Please leave your name... 262 00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:23,225 Hello? 263 00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:24,435 Jackie? 264 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:28,272 Yeah? 265 00:27:28,356 --> 00:27:31,901 Jackie, don't hang up, please. This is Peter. 266 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:35,863 I want to explain about the other day. There was a reason... 267 00:27:37,365 --> 00:27:40,534 I had a very good reason for doing what I did. 268 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,745 I... 269 00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:48,000 Look, you know I'm very fond of you. I didn't mean to hurt you. It was... 270 00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:50,795 It was some illness. 271 00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:52,958 Listen, I feel funny talking on the phone about this. 272 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:54,882 Better be a hell of a good reason. 273 00:27:54,924 --> 00:27:57,802 Let's meet. Can you? Tonight? 274 00:27:57,885 --> 00:28:01,597 You wanna get together tonight? Meet somewhere? 275 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,933 Well, I can't for a couple of hours. 276 00:28:04,225 --> 00:28:05,226 Fine. Fine. 277 00:28:05,768 --> 00:28:07,978 Let's just say 9:00. Mondo Cane. 278 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:10,940 All right. 279 00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:12,358 9:00. 280 00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:15,277 Great. Great. Okay. I'll see you then. 281 00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:16,612 Bye bye. 282 00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:37,985 Who's there? 283 00:29:43,032 --> 00:29:44,533 Who is it? 284 00:31:21,005 --> 00:31:23,257 He is wondering, 285 00:31:23,299 --> 00:31:25,843 "How did she get in here?" 286 00:31:26,302 --> 00:31:28,679 And he is realizing 287 00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:32,641 that he let her in, as she is his lover. 288 00:31:32,725 --> 00:31:36,562 His most passionate mistress. 289 00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:38,897 And he is realizing 290 00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:42,443 that she is a jealous mistress. 291 00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:15,976 Yes. 292 00:32:41,752 --> 00:32:43,045 Alva. 293 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:48,050 Alva. 294 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,596 Alva! 295 00:32:54,515 --> 00:32:56,975 Alva! 296 00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:00,854 Alva! 297 00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:03,357 Alva! 298 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,109 Alva! 299 00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:16,453 There you are! 300 00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:33,804 I'm looking for it, Mr. Loew. I'm looking! 301 00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:38,058 What the hell is he doing in here? 302 00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:40,060 I have a gun. 303 00:33:40,102 --> 00:33:42,938 If you hurt me, I'm gonna use it. 304 00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:46,150 What the fuck is going on? 305 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:48,193 I don't know, I mean... 306 00:33:48,277 --> 00:33:52,656 I'm doing all I can. Maybe the contract was lost. 307 00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:54,616 Don't come near me! 308 00:33:55,409 --> 00:33:57,953 I'm telling Mr. Langdon about this. 309 00:33:57,995 --> 00:34:01,457 And I swear I'm gonna use my gun if you ever touch me. 310 00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:04,209 Just once. 311 00:34:04,293 --> 00:34:06,253 No. No, Alva, I'm sorry. 312 00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:09,465 I didn't mean... 313 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:10,632 I'm sorry. 314 00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:21,351 You all right, honey? 315 00:34:22,644 --> 00:34:23,812 Yeah. 316 00:34:38,619 --> 00:34:42,664 Nothing like a little office trauma to keep things interesting. 317 00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:46,126 The chase was my favorite part. 318 00:34:46,168 --> 00:34:48,545 Pete hurdling over those desks. 319 00:34:50,547 --> 00:34:52,633 Well, you weren't there for the grand finale. 320 00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:55,344 She asked me for a raise. Can you believe it? 321 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,763 She actually does keep a gun in that little bag of hers. 322 00:34:57,846 --> 00:34:58,907 - Get out of here. - No, really! 323 00:34:58,931 --> 00:35:02,476 Well, she takes the subway into Pelham every night, I don't blame the kid. 324 00:35:02,518 --> 00:35:06,063 She asked me for a raise for getting chased into the ladies' room. 325 00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:07,731 Well, I think she deserves it, Sidney. 326 00:35:08,065 --> 00:35:10,275 You can take it out of Attila's paycheck. 327 00:35:10,359 --> 00:35:12,069 Fuck you! 328 00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:13,737 One question, Peter. 329 00:35:13,821 --> 00:35:18,534 Is my name written anywhere on the bathroom wall, and what did it say? 330 00:36:57,174 --> 00:36:59,885 What is happening to me? 331 00:37:45,347 --> 00:37:50,686 I had a difficult day yesterday. 332 00:37:52,896 --> 00:37:54,731 Got a little upset 333 00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:58,026 at the office. 334 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:00,988 Do you want to talk about it? 335 00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:07,661 Well, it's just, there's this contract we're trying to locate. 336 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:18,296 Shouldn't... 337 00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:20,757 If a company... 338 00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:23,552 If a literary agency 339 00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:27,222 makes a copy of every contract, 340 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:32,561 of every single contract it makes with a client, 341 00:38:34,146 --> 00:38:36,314 and then puts it in a file, 342 00:38:37,232 --> 00:38:39,401 in the appropriate file, 343 00:38:43,405 --> 00:38:45,490 shouldn't the copy 344 00:38:46,908 --> 00:38:48,994 be in that file? 345 00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:51,455 Yes, I suppose it should. 346 00:38:51,538 --> 00:38:53,123 It should, right? 347 00:38:53,206 --> 00:38:54,416 - Yes. - Right? 348 00:38:59,379 --> 00:39:02,257 Yep, yep, yep, yep. 349 00:39:04,301 --> 00:39:06,970 Unless, of course, it's somehow been misfiled. 350 00:39:07,387 --> 00:39:08,597 Misfiled? 351 00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:10,140 Yes, misfiled. 352 00:39:11,475 --> 00:39:14,978 Sometimes, somebody puts a document in the wrong file, 353 00:39:15,062 --> 00:39:16,438 and then it's misfiled. 354 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,523 It makes it much harder to find. 355 00:39:18,607 --> 00:39:21,234 Who? Who? What do you mean? Who? 356 00:39:21,443 --> 00:39:23,820 I don't know who exactly. 357 00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:25,072 You don't? 358 00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:26,531 No, I don't. 359 00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:30,494 Whoever filed it in the first place, but... 360 00:39:30,577 --> 00:39:34,623 For God's sakes, Peter, I am not telling you one single thing you don't already know. 361 00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:37,834 How could somebody misfile something? 362 00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:42,255 What could be easier? It's all alphabetical. 363 00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:45,717 You just put it in the right file, 364 00:39:45,801 --> 00:39:48,428 according to alphabetical order. 365 00:39:48,470 --> 00:39:51,807 You know, "A," "B," "C," "D," "E," "F," "G..." 366 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:55,393 - Peter. - "H," "I," "J," "K," "L," "M," "N," "0," "P..." 367 00:39:55,477 --> 00:39:57,604 - Peter! - "Q," "R," "S," "T," 368 00:39:57,646 --> 00:40:00,107 - "U," "V," "W," "X," "Y," "Z." - Oh, Jesus! 369 00:40:01,650 --> 00:40:03,652 That's all you have to do! 370 00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:07,572 Very good. You know your alphabet. 371 00:40:07,697 --> 00:40:10,158 I've never misfiled anything! 372 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,993 Not once! Not one time! 373 00:40:12,828 --> 00:40:14,830 I'm sure that you didn't. 374 00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:20,335 I want to know, really. Who did? 375 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:23,171 I cannot possibly tell you that. 376 00:40:24,256 --> 00:40:25,340 You can't? 377 00:40:25,382 --> 00:40:26,842 No, I can't. 378 00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:32,222 And you call yourself a psychiatrist. 379 00:40:45,235 --> 00:40:47,779 It's kind of bright in here, isn't it? 380 00:41:15,432 --> 00:41:17,225 He is so eccentric. 381 00:41:23,565 --> 00:41:25,108 Yes, Mr. Loew? 382 00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:29,487 Actually, she's just leaving, Mr. Loew. 383 00:41:29,571 --> 00:41:32,616 Sure. Alva, Mr. Loew would like to see you. 384 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,624 Come in, Alva. 385 00:41:42,417 --> 00:41:45,670 I hope you're not still angry at me about the other day, Alva. 386 00:41:45,754 --> 00:41:48,632 I apologized and I honestly meant it. 387 00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:51,343 Pistachio? 388 00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:56,306 Yeah, that mescaline. Wow. 389 00:41:56,389 --> 00:41:58,433 Does strange stuff. 390 00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:02,646 I'll never do that again. Jeez. 391 00:42:03,813 --> 00:42:06,066 Yeah, I know. I did it once. 392 00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:07,651 Did you? Did you? 393 00:42:07,734 --> 00:42:09,569 Yeah, just once, in high school. 394 00:42:12,822 --> 00:42:14,282 High school. 395 00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,576 Yes. Yes. 396 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:19,871 Those were the days, eh, Alva? 397 00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:21,248 Yeah. 398 00:42:25,794 --> 00:42:27,921 So. Why... 399 00:42:28,630 --> 00:42:29,798 Why do you have your coat on? 400 00:42:31,091 --> 00:42:33,301 Well, I'm leaving. It's 5:00. 401 00:42:35,262 --> 00:42:39,891 But you know, Alva, you still haven't found that contract yet, have you? 402 00:42:39,975 --> 00:42:42,811 Mr. Loew, there are 15 Der Spiegel files. 403 00:42:42,852 --> 00:42:44,604 It's all I do all day. I mean, I... 404 00:42:44,646 --> 00:42:47,190 But you haven't found it yet, Alva. 405 00:42:49,526 --> 00:42:51,820 Now, don't you think it would be a good idea to stay late? 406 00:42:52,988 --> 00:42:55,073 Maybe work a little overtime? 407 00:42:55,156 --> 00:42:56,491 My eyes are killing me. 408 00:42:59,119 --> 00:43:01,329 Well, I was also thinking today 409 00:43:01,413 --> 00:43:04,833 that maybe you could put somebody else on the job for a while. 410 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:08,795 Or another secretary to help me out. 411 00:43:08,837 --> 00:43:10,477 I mean, you know, to make the job easier. 412 00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:15,510 Alva, 413 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:21,016 there is no one else in this entire office 414 00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:25,353 that I could possibly ask to share such a horrible job. 415 00:43:25,395 --> 00:43:28,356 You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. 416 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:29,858 The lowest. 417 00:43:29,899 --> 00:43:32,027 Do you realize that? 418 00:43:32,068 --> 00:43:36,114 Every other secretary who's been here has been here longer than you, Alva. 419 00:43:36,197 --> 00:43:37,782 Every one. 420 00:43:37,866 --> 00:43:39,409 And even if there was someone here 421 00:43:39,492 --> 00:43:42,287 who was here just one day longer than you, 422 00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:43,997 I still wouldn't ask that person 423 00:43:44,039 --> 00:43:45,790 to partake in such a miserable job 424 00:43:45,874 --> 00:43:48,543 as long as you are around. 425 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:49,669 That's right, Alva. 426 00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:53,590 It's a horrible, horrible job. 427 00:43:53,673 --> 00:43:56,426 Sifting through old contract after old contract. 428 00:43:57,761 --> 00:44:01,097 I couldn't think of a more horrible job if I wanted to. 429 00:44:01,181 --> 00:44:04,142 And you have to do it. You have to. 430 00:44:04,225 --> 00:44:05,894 Or I'll fire you. Do you understand? 431 00:44:07,937 --> 00:44:09,189 Do you? 432 00:44:10,398 --> 00:44:11,524 Yes. 433 00:44:16,696 --> 00:44:17,822 Good. 434 00:44:22,202 --> 00:44:25,288 Then there's no problem then. Is there? 435 00:44:35,799 --> 00:44:38,426 Don't you want to use your gun, Alva? 436 00:45:03,118 --> 00:45:04,244 Hey. 437 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,579 Here you go. 438 00:45:13,169 --> 00:45:15,505 Hey, man. You forgot your food. 439 00:45:27,308 --> 00:45:29,477 I hate interrupted love affairs, don't you? 440 00:45:29,519 --> 00:45:33,731 How much nicer when the outside world doesn't interfere with the pleasure. 441 00:45:37,152 --> 00:45:40,780 You were so right to put yourself into my hands, Peter. 442 00:45:41,364 --> 00:45:44,659 I'm the only one who can put you out of your misery. 443 00:45:45,535 --> 00:45:48,872 Tell me how much you love me, my angel. 444 00:45:49,831 --> 00:45:52,500 Whisper it to me. Just once. 445 00:45:53,793 --> 00:45:55,462 Please. 446 00:45:55,503 --> 00:45:57,046 Just once. 447 00:45:57,130 --> 00:45:58,673 Oh, just once. 448 00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:04,846 I know you do. I can read your mind, my love. 449 00:46:04,888 --> 00:46:07,765 I can see it in your actions. 450 00:46:07,849 --> 00:46:11,978 You can't get through the day without thinking about me, can you? 451 00:46:16,191 --> 00:46:18,860 Tell me you love me. 452 00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:23,156 Tell me. 453 00:46:23,198 --> 00:46:24,532 Yes. 454 00:46:25,742 --> 00:46:26,868 Yes. 455 00:46:30,872 --> 00:46:32,749 Tell me how much you love me. 456 00:46:32,832 --> 00:46:33,917 Yes. 457 00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:37,378 Tell me. 458 00:46:37,462 --> 00:46:38,880 I love you. 459 00:46:40,548 --> 00:46:42,217 I love you. 460 00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:57,398 I love you. 461 00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:26,261 That was so clever of you. "Mescaline." 462 00:47:30,598 --> 00:47:32,934 How did you ever think of that? 463 00:47:34,102 --> 00:47:35,603 I don't know. 464 00:47:37,605 --> 00:47:40,483 Oh, but why should I be so surprised. 465 00:47:41,568 --> 00:47:44,070 My little literary genius. 466 00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:53,830 I knew you could keep our passion a secret. 467 00:48:04,716 --> 00:48:06,926 Sweet dreams, my angel. 468 00:48:38,291 --> 00:48:39,709 What's that? 469 00:48:41,127 --> 00:48:42,879 Wanna join me? 470 00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:44,964 Well, absolutely, love. 471 00:48:46,674 --> 00:48:48,468 Watch your step. 472 00:48:49,761 --> 00:48:53,139 Come on, now. Don't do that. I have to go to work. 473 00:48:53,181 --> 00:48:55,141 Stop it, now! Come on! 474 00:49:35,056 --> 00:49:37,809 Thank God it's Friday. That's all I've got to say. 475 00:49:37,934 --> 00:49:41,646 All I'm gonna do this weekend is stay home and sleep. 476 00:49:42,605 --> 00:49:44,357 This place is driving me crazy. 477 00:49:44,399 --> 00:49:45,733 Morning everyone. 478 00:49:45,817 --> 00:49:47,276 Good morning. 479 00:49:51,906 --> 00:49:54,325 I wonder what Alva's doing today. 480 00:49:59,831 --> 00:50:02,542 -Yes, Mr. Loew? - Judy, would you send Alva in here, please? 481 00:50:02,583 --> 00:50:04,585 She called in sick today, Mr. Loew. 482 00:50:04,627 --> 00:50:08,047 - Did she? -Yes, she said she had a very bad cold. 483 00:50:08,089 --> 00:50:10,341 A bad cold. 484 00:50:10,425 --> 00:50:11,926 Thanks, Judy. 485 00:50:15,054 --> 00:50:17,265 A bad cold. 486 00:50:18,307 --> 00:50:20,560 My, my, my. 487 00:50:27,650 --> 00:50:30,361 I am not going to work today, Mommy. 488 00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:32,697 My boss is a bastard. 489 00:50:33,281 --> 00:50:36,117 Don't you use that kind of language in front of me. 490 00:50:36,159 --> 00:50:37,785 Well, it's true. 491 00:50:38,786 --> 00:50:42,457 - I hate him. - Yes, "I hate him, I hate him." 492 00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:44,125 What do you think? 493 00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:46,711 That's an excuse not to go to work? 494 00:50:47,879 --> 00:50:50,757 You know how many people hate their boss? 495 00:50:50,798 --> 00:50:55,094 I hate my boss, but do I stay home and cry about it? 496 00:50:56,304 --> 00:50:58,181 I know. Mommy, but you... 497 00:50:58,264 --> 00:51:01,642 Listen, young lady. You can't afford to lose that job. 498 00:51:01,684 --> 00:51:04,020 You'll get no more money from your father and me. 499 00:51:04,103 --> 00:51:05,688 I'll just get another job. 500 00:51:05,772 --> 00:51:11,068 I'm late. Now, get dressed and get your little ass into the city. 501 00:51:11,152 --> 00:51:12,612 - No. - Now! 502 00:52:13,798 --> 00:52:15,466 What are you doing here? 503 00:52:16,050 --> 00:52:19,262 What, Alva? I can hardly hear you through this window. 504 00:52:19,554 --> 00:52:21,681 What are you doing here? 505 00:52:21,722 --> 00:52:22,890 I heard you were sick. 506 00:52:23,349 --> 00:52:25,142 A terrible cold. 507 00:52:25,226 --> 00:52:26,310 I'm calling the police. 508 00:52:26,519 --> 00:52:27,645 The police? 509 00:52:27,728 --> 00:52:30,690 Alva! I'm here to call a truce, man. Look. 510 00:52:31,774 --> 00:52:34,694 I just took a $20 taxi ride all the way up here 511 00:52:34,735 --> 00:52:38,573 so I could tell you I think it was wrong the way I treated you yesterday. 512 00:52:38,990 --> 00:52:41,659 Now, is that an elaborate gesture or what? 513 00:52:41,742 --> 00:52:43,744 Plus, look. Soup! 514 00:52:59,886 --> 00:53:01,095 Hi. 515 00:53:02,013 --> 00:53:04,098 Mr. Loew, I stayed till one in the morning 516 00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:06,392 and I still couldn't find the contract. 517 00:53:06,434 --> 00:53:09,353 Oh, Alva, don't worry about it. It's understandable. Really. 518 00:53:09,437 --> 00:53:13,399 Yeah, but I know how worried you were about losing Mr. Heatherton as a client. 519 00:53:13,441 --> 00:53:16,235 Alva, right now, what's most important is your health. 520 00:53:18,112 --> 00:53:19,947 Well, I'm... 521 00:53:19,989 --> 00:53:23,326 You see, I'm not really sick, Mr. Loew. 522 00:53:23,409 --> 00:53:24,660 It's just that, 523 00:53:24,744 --> 00:53:27,455 really, I was just, you know, afraid to go back to the office 524 00:53:27,496 --> 00:53:28,748 without the contract. 525 00:53:28,789 --> 00:53:31,709 Alva, I had a feeling that was the case. 526 00:53:31,792 --> 00:53:34,545 And that's why I came all the way up here. 527 00:53:34,629 --> 00:53:36,589 Because it's my fault you feel that way. 528 00:53:36,756 --> 00:53:38,090 Oh, no, no, no. 529 00:53:38,132 --> 00:53:40,801 You know, I know you're trying to run an efficient office... 530 00:53:40,885 --> 00:53:43,429 That may be, but some things just take time. 531 00:53:44,138 --> 00:53:48,267 Hey, Alva, the way I feel is, the hell with Frank Heatherton, you know? 532 00:53:48,309 --> 00:53:50,311 If he wants to go to another agency, fine. 533 00:53:50,811 --> 00:53:53,731 So, what do you say? You wanna come to work? 534 00:53:58,277 --> 00:54:01,489 Door-to-door service, Madame. On me. 535 00:54:03,324 --> 00:54:04,492 Truce? 536 00:54:07,328 --> 00:54:08,454 Okay. 537 00:54:09,038 --> 00:54:10,164 Truce. 538 00:54:10,623 --> 00:54:13,668 Just give me a few minutes. I'll be right back. 539 00:54:46,117 --> 00:54:51,205 It's horrible when there are tensions between employer and employee, Alva. 540 00:54:51,247 --> 00:54:55,876 Sometimes the pressures, you know, they just build up. 541 00:54:55,918 --> 00:54:59,422 Wait till you get into a position of authority. 542 00:54:59,505 --> 00:55:00,798 Yeah. 543 00:55:00,881 --> 00:55:03,467 Well, I mean, you know, if I ever do. 544 00:55:03,551 --> 00:55:07,346 You will, Alva. You're a very bright girl. 545 00:55:07,388 --> 00:55:09,724 That's how I know that today, by God, 546 00:55:09,765 --> 00:55:13,561 is the day you're gonna find that damned Heatherton contract. 547 00:55:14,937 --> 00:55:17,565 But, I thought you said that you didn't care 548 00:55:17,606 --> 00:55:20,317 if Mr. Heatherton left the agency. 549 00:55:20,401 --> 00:55:25,031 I mean, I thought you said that everything took time. 550 00:55:25,740 --> 00:55:27,533 But, Alva, that doesn't mean we're gonna stop 551 00:55:27,575 --> 00:55:30,536 trying to do the best damn job we can. 552 00:55:30,578 --> 00:55:33,581 The work's not just gonna go away, Alva. 553 00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:36,250 It never just goes away. 554 00:55:36,917 --> 00:55:38,419 That God damn contract 555 00:55:38,461 --> 00:55:41,756 is somewhere in those God damn fucking files! 556 00:55:48,387 --> 00:55:49,930 Are you all right, Mr. Loew? 557 00:55:49,972 --> 00:55:51,599 Shut up, bitch. 558 00:55:58,355 --> 00:55:59,940 Mr. Loew... 559 00:56:00,441 --> 00:56:04,153 I was supposed to give some money to my brother, 560 00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:08,240 and he works in that gas station over there. 561 00:56:08,282 --> 00:56:10,951 Do you think it's okay if we stop for a second? 562 00:56:11,035 --> 00:56:12,036 Yeah. 563 00:56:24,757 --> 00:56:26,342 Emilio? 564 00:56:26,425 --> 00:56:28,511 - Hey. - Come on to the back. 565 00:56:37,978 --> 00:56:39,438 Hey. 566 00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:41,816 Don't take it so hard, Sis. 567 00:56:41,899 --> 00:56:44,568 "If you got the time to lean, you got the time to clean." 568 00:56:44,652 --> 00:56:46,112 It's the same all around. 569 00:56:46,195 --> 00:56:48,823 Old man Randolph, he throws fits all the time. 570 00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:50,300 Oh, yeah? Well, listen to me, okay? 571 00:56:50,324 --> 00:56:53,077 This guy is very weird. I'm telling you. 572 00:56:55,788 --> 00:56:57,498 You all right, pal? 573 00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:01,961 That's my baby. 574 00:57:03,504 --> 00:57:06,632 Your wife? 575 00:57:06,674 --> 00:57:08,884 15 years, keeps me going. 576 00:57:09,802 --> 00:57:13,139 There is work and there is love. Am right? 577 00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:18,310 You are married man? 578 00:57:21,188 --> 00:57:22,439 Emilio. 579 00:57:24,191 --> 00:57:26,944 Remember this? I want you to give me bullets for it. 580 00:57:27,570 --> 00:57:28,737 Put that away. 581 00:57:28,821 --> 00:57:29,822 - Why? - Are you crazy? 582 00:57:29,864 --> 00:57:31,174 No, I'm not crazy. You gave it to me, right? 583 00:57:31,198 --> 00:57:33,659 Well, then what good is it if I can't use it? 584 00:57:34,201 --> 00:57:36,537 What's good is it'll scare the shit off 585 00:57:36,579 --> 00:57:40,374 if any motherfucker comes close enough to spit on you. 586 00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:43,043 Look, you ain't even supposed to be carrying this thing around. 587 00:57:43,586 --> 00:57:46,505 Please? I'm asking you, Emilio. 588 00:57:52,178 --> 00:57:53,804 Where is that little cunt? 589 00:57:54,722 --> 00:57:55,973 Look. 590 00:57:57,558 --> 00:57:59,977 Randolph don't even keep real bullets in his gun, man. 591 00:58:00,186 --> 00:58:02,062 I know. But what about the robbery? 592 00:58:02,104 --> 00:58:03,744 I mean, when those spics came here to rob? 593 00:58:03,981 --> 00:58:05,733 He scared them off with blanks. 594 00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:08,319 That's all he has here, Alva, is blanks, you know? 595 00:58:08,527 --> 00:58:10,779 Okay, then give me the fucking blanks. 596 00:58:13,282 --> 00:58:14,408 Fine. 597 00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:55,783 $44.50 only. 598 00:58:56,450 --> 00:58:58,661 Fucking cleaned me right out. 599 00:59:00,371 --> 00:59:01,956 Crazy Jesus. 600 00:59:23,185 --> 00:59:26,814 I just shelled out almost $50 to get you back here, Alva. 601 00:59:29,942 --> 00:59:32,820 You better hope you make it worth it to me. 602 01:00:02,641 --> 01:00:03,809 Oh, Christ. 603 01:00:03,851 --> 01:00:06,770 Oh, Christ, where am I? Where am I? 604 01:00:08,522 --> 01:00:09,898 Where am I? 605 01:00:09,982 --> 01:00:12,109 Oh, Christ. Where am I? 606 01:00:14,528 --> 01:00:17,281 Oh, I've become one. A vampire. 607 01:00:17,364 --> 01:00:18,866 Oh, God. 608 01:00:21,035 --> 01:00:24,538 Oh, God, where am I? 609 01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:27,499 You're in the God damn crapper, Loew, and I'm trying to take a dump. 610 01:00:27,541 --> 01:00:30,061 So either shut up and leave the God damn acting lessons for home 611 01:00:30,085 --> 01:00:32,379 or go back to the ladies' room. 612 01:00:50,439 --> 01:00:53,025 Arthur Hesse on 01, Mr. Loew. 613 01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:57,780 Tell him I'm out. In fact, tell anyone who calls I'm out. 614 01:00:57,863 --> 01:00:58,864 I'm in a meeting. 615 01:00:58,906 --> 01:01:00,574 Are you all right, Mr. Loew? 616 01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:03,494 - Tell him I'm in a meeting. -Yes, Mr. Loew. 617 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,590 It's impossible. 618 01:01:17,549 --> 01:01:19,093 It can't be. 619 01:01:20,177 --> 01:01:21,595 It's impossible. 620 01:01:22,971 --> 01:01:24,473 It can't be. 621 01:02:21,905 --> 01:02:23,198 Mr. Loew? 622 01:02:23,282 --> 01:02:25,075 I found the contract. 623 01:02:28,328 --> 01:02:30,164 Mr. Loew, I found it. 624 01:02:32,166 --> 01:02:33,625 Mr. Loew. 625 01:02:37,171 --> 01:02:39,756 Mr. Loew? I found the contract. 626 01:02:43,177 --> 01:02:45,345 I never found the right woman, that's all. 627 01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:47,181 I just... I never found the right woman. 628 01:02:47,848 --> 01:02:50,017 This work and this love. 629 01:02:50,684 --> 01:02:51,977 Am right? 630 01:02:54,104 --> 01:02:55,689 Mr. Loew? 631 01:02:57,399 --> 01:02:59,693 Mr. Loew, I found the contract. 632 01:03:04,198 --> 01:03:06,074 Mr... I finally found... 633 01:03:07,367 --> 01:03:08,744 Well, 634 01:03:08,827 --> 01:03:12,873 it's just too late, Alva. 635 01:03:14,208 --> 01:03:16,627 But why is it too late? 636 01:03:16,710 --> 01:03:18,086 It's too late, Alva. 637 01:03:19,046 --> 01:03:20,339 It's not too late. 638 01:03:20,422 --> 01:03:22,049 Too late. 639 01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:24,176 Too late. 640 01:03:24,218 --> 01:03:25,719 It's not too late. 641 01:03:26,220 --> 01:03:27,363 - Too late! - It's not too late! 642 01:03:27,387 --> 01:03:28,388 Too late! 643 01:03:28,430 --> 01:03:29,973 - Too late! Too late! - Stay away! 644 01:03:30,098 --> 01:03:32,518 It's too late, Alva. It's all too late, Alva. 645 01:03:32,559 --> 01:03:35,312 - Get away! - Come here! Come here, Alva! 646 01:03:35,729 --> 01:03:36,730 Stay away! 647 01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:08,262 Stay away! 648 01:04:10,764 --> 01:04:11,765 Do it. 649 01:04:12,057 --> 01:04:14,893 - I will. - Do it, Alva. Do it. 650 01:04:14,935 --> 01:04:16,520 I swear to God I will! 651 01:04:16,853 --> 01:04:19,314 Alva, do it or I'll fire you. Do you understand? 652 01:04:19,398 --> 01:04:21,275 Unemployment. Can you live with that? 653 01:04:21,984 --> 01:04:23,569 No, please. 654 01:04:25,737 --> 01:04:26,989 Do it, God damn it! 655 01:04:27,489 --> 01:04:29,449 Please. Don't rape me. 656 01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:32,327 Rape you? I will. 657 01:04:32,953 --> 01:04:34,454 Come on, Alva. 658 01:04:34,496 --> 01:04:35,664 Shoot. 659 01:04:38,792 --> 01:04:41,253 Not the floor, Alva. Me! 660 01:04:42,337 --> 01:04:43,880 Stay away! 661 01:04:44,047 --> 01:04:45,132 Me! 662 01:04:45,299 --> 01:04:47,634 Me, damn it! Help me! 663 01:04:48,010 --> 01:04:49,344 Help me! 664 01:04:49,428 --> 01:04:52,097 Shoot me! Me! Me! 665 01:04:52,139 --> 01:04:53,807 - Don't, please. - You're fired! 666 01:04:53,849 --> 01:04:56,476 Oh, God! 667 01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:58,312 Oh, God! 668 01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:22,336 You're with me now, angel. 669 01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:27,484 Hey. 670 01:06:35,283 --> 01:06:36,827 Hey. 671 01:06:36,910 --> 01:06:38,745 I'm a vampire. 672 01:06:38,829 --> 01:06:40,497 A real vampire. 673 01:06:47,212 --> 01:06:50,257 I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! 674 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:53,260 I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! 675 01:06:53,301 --> 01:06:56,346 I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! 676 01:07:41,892 --> 01:07:43,310 I'm hungry. 677 01:07:45,312 --> 01:07:47,314 Well, well... 678 01:07:51,485 --> 01:07:53,403 You're with me now. 679 01:07:54,154 --> 01:07:56,656 You're completely with me. 680 01:07:58,658 --> 01:08:00,994 You're like me now, my angel. 681 01:08:11,588 --> 01:08:13,840 You know what you have to do. 682 01:08:31,024 --> 01:08:32,234 Alva? 683 01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:35,153 What's the matter with you? 684 01:08:35,946 --> 01:08:38,698 Come on, now. Breakfast is on the table. 685 01:08:38,782 --> 01:08:40,367 Leave me alone. 686 01:08:42,327 --> 01:08:43,578 Alva? 687 01:08:46,289 --> 01:08:47,457 Alva? 688 01:08:56,633 --> 01:08:59,636 Don't know. She don't want to get out of bed. 689 01:09:01,429 --> 01:09:03,098 She's tired, I guess. 690 01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:04,975 She go out last night? 691 01:09:05,058 --> 01:09:06,518 I don't know. 692 01:09:07,686 --> 01:09:08,937 She didn't get in that late. 693 01:09:09,729 --> 01:09:11,898 She went right into her room. 694 01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:52,856 Alvie? 695 01:09:53,398 --> 01:09:55,025 Alvie, you awake? 696 01:09:56,902 --> 01:09:57,986 Alva? 697 01:09:59,237 --> 01:10:00,739 You all right? 698 01:10:02,824 --> 01:10:04,618 Go away. 699 01:10:08,288 --> 01:10:12,125 Yeah, well, I'll be at the station today, if you want to talk. 700 01:10:14,252 --> 01:10:16,212 Yeah, well, I'll see ya. 701 01:10:31,645 --> 01:10:33,647 Fucking bastards! 702 01:10:56,836 --> 01:10:58,672 We just got these in. 703 01:10:59,297 --> 01:11:01,216 Now, these are fiberglass. 704 01:11:02,008 --> 01:11:03,426 Very lifelike. 705 01:11:04,844 --> 01:11:06,888 See the way they color them. 706 01:11:07,514 --> 01:11:10,809 Just a little touch of yellow, so they blend in better. 707 01:11:11,226 --> 01:11:12,477 How much? 708 01:11:12,519 --> 01:11:14,354 Those are $19.95. 709 01:11:22,988 --> 01:11:24,656 What's the matter? 710 01:11:25,865 --> 01:11:27,951 Do you have anything for less? 711 01:11:28,034 --> 01:11:29,327 Oh, sure. 712 01:11:30,203 --> 01:11:32,706 I got some cheapie. Plastic ones. 713 01:11:33,498 --> 01:11:35,208 They're only $3.50. 714 01:11:35,333 --> 01:11:36,668 Cheapie. 715 01:11:38,586 --> 01:11:40,213 I will take the plastic. 716 01:11:40,672 --> 01:11:41,881 Okay. 717 01:12:36,436 --> 01:12:37,437 Hello? 718 01:12:37,729 --> 01:12:40,774 Hello, Dr. Glaser? This is Peter Loew. 719 01:12:42,108 --> 01:12:43,193 Peter Loew. 720 01:12:44,027 --> 01:12:45,570 Yes, Peter, how are you? 721 01:12:45,862 --> 01:12:49,657 I wonder if I could make my next appointment with you sooner. 722 01:12:50,492 --> 01:12:52,952 I'd really like to make it sooner. 723 01:12:53,787 --> 01:12:55,455 Well, let's see. 724 01:12:56,623 --> 01:13:00,168 My next appointment with you is Tuesday afternoon, right? 725 01:13:00,627 --> 01:13:02,629 I'd like to make it sooner. 726 01:13:02,712 --> 01:13:05,632 I have an opening Tuesday morning. How's that? 727 01:13:05,799 --> 01:13:06,800 Sooner. 728 01:13:08,635 --> 01:13:09,677 Peter, do you have a cold? 729 01:13:09,928 --> 01:13:11,429 A cold, yeah. 730 01:13:11,721 --> 01:13:12,972 Okay, look. 731 01:13:13,014 --> 01:13:15,100 I could squeeze you in on Monday afternoon. 732 01:13:15,183 --> 01:13:16,392 Can you make that? 733 01:13:16,810 --> 01:13:17,811 Sooner. 734 01:13:18,269 --> 01:13:20,063 Peter, is it something very urgent? 735 01:13:20,146 --> 01:13:21,773 Very urgent, yes. 736 01:13:23,817 --> 01:13:25,318 - All right. - Hurry up, honey. 737 01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:27,153 I'll tell you what. 738 01:13:27,695 --> 01:13:30,490 Why don't you come in first thing Monday morning 739 01:13:30,532 --> 01:13:32,158 and I'll come into the office early. 740 01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:33,660 7:30, all right? 741 01:13:33,952 --> 01:13:35,286 7:30. 742 01:13:37,247 --> 01:13:38,790 Monday morning. 743 01:13:39,165 --> 01:13:40,667 That's right. 744 01:13:41,584 --> 01:13:43,419 7:30, Monday morning. 745 01:17:34,609 --> 01:17:36,694 - Hey! - Hey, wait. 746 01:21:16,122 --> 01:21:17,456 I'm sorry. 747 01:21:27,216 --> 01:21:29,427 Very antisocial, Peter. 748 01:21:30,636 --> 01:21:33,639 Extremely antisocial behavior. 749 01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:37,560 My, my goodness. 750 01:21:39,562 --> 01:21:42,481 How ever are you going to continue this way? 751 01:21:43,566 --> 01:21:44,942 Rachel. 752 01:21:46,986 --> 01:21:50,906 Are you actually going to go through with this every night? 753 01:21:50,990 --> 01:21:52,491 I can do it. 754 01:21:53,492 --> 01:21:55,786 I know I can do it now. 755 01:21:56,787 --> 01:21:59,040 I'm like you. Remember? 756 01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:03,669 Peter, you are so pathetic. 757 01:22:06,339 --> 01:22:07,465 This? 758 01:22:09,550 --> 01:22:10,551 I love you. 759 01:22:15,139 --> 01:22:16,599 I'm like you. 760 01:22:18,517 --> 01:22:20,394 You disgust me, Peter. 761 01:22:23,731 --> 01:22:24,815 You're with me. 762 01:22:24,857 --> 01:22:26,400 Don't touch me. 763 01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:29,737 You are with me. 764 01:22:30,780 --> 01:22:34,033 Well, it doesn't look like it. Does it, Donald? 765 01:22:35,701 --> 01:22:36,952 No. 766 01:22:38,746 --> 01:22:41,999 It doesn't appear that way. Does it? 767 01:22:44,043 --> 01:22:46,462 It doesn't appear that way at all. 768 01:22:47,088 --> 01:22:48,631 I love you. 769 01:22:49,215 --> 01:22:51,175 You can't just walk away. 770 01:22:52,301 --> 01:22:55,554 You don't know what you're doing, damn it! 771 01:22:56,138 --> 01:22:58,057 I said I love you. 772 01:23:26,502 --> 01:23:27,837 Hey, buddy! 773 01:23:28,421 --> 01:23:29,588 You don't remember me? 774 01:23:30,214 --> 01:23:31,716 You don't remember me? 775 01:23:31,757 --> 01:23:32,758 Peter, right? 776 01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:35,302 Yes, right! Peter! Right! 777 01:23:35,761 --> 01:23:37,346 So, how are you? 778 01:23:37,430 --> 01:23:38,931 How am I? 779 01:23:39,598 --> 01:23:41,600 - Get off! - Buddy, calm down. 780 01:23:44,937 --> 01:23:47,022 Let go of me, you fuck! 781 01:23:48,357 --> 01:23:50,192 - You see her teeth? - Shut up! 782 01:23:50,276 --> 01:23:51,610 - See her teeth? - Shut up! 783 01:23:51,652 --> 01:23:54,155 - She's a God damn vampire! - No! 784 01:23:54,238 --> 01:23:55,781 Get out of here! 785 01:23:57,616 --> 01:23:59,910 You fucking cunt! 786 01:24:00,786 --> 01:24:03,789 You're breaking up with me 787 01:24:03,831 --> 01:24:08,669 after I sucked that broad bone-dry! 788 01:24:09,837 --> 01:24:12,339 Look at her teeth, all of you! 789 01:24:12,423 --> 01:24:16,385 She's a God damn vampire! She made me one, too! 790 01:24:16,844 --> 01:24:18,637 Look at her teeth! 791 01:24:18,679 --> 01:24:20,639 Look at her teeth! 792 01:24:20,681 --> 01:24:23,559 She's a God damn vampire! 793 01:24:23,642 --> 01:24:25,311 She made me one, too! 794 01:24:26,645 --> 01:24:27,897 Stay out. 795 01:24:28,189 --> 01:24:31,650 You see, I know I am. I'm a vampire. 796 01:24:31,984 --> 01:24:33,319 I can prove it. 797 01:24:33,402 --> 01:24:35,404 You got a gun? You got a gun? 798 01:24:35,488 --> 01:24:37,156 Get the fuck off me! 799 01:24:38,157 --> 01:24:39,366 No! Don't. 800 01:24:40,618 --> 01:24:42,328 Please. Don't! 801 01:24:42,369 --> 01:24:46,165 Better get back into your coffin, buddy. The sun's almost up. 802 01:24:51,378 --> 01:24:53,631 She was just a fucking high-school cunt. 803 01:24:53,672 --> 01:24:55,800 I don't believe I ever really loved her, you know. 804 01:24:55,841 --> 01:24:58,010 But she's a cunt, a high-school... 805 01:24:59,345 --> 01:25:00,805 No! 806 01:25:01,889 --> 01:25:03,641 The sun! 807 01:25:05,184 --> 01:25:06,727 Christ! 808 01:25:06,977 --> 01:25:08,562 This is the end! 809 01:25:10,689 --> 01:25:13,734 I can't take it anymore! 810 01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:17,863 Go ahead! Kill me! 811 01:25:25,538 --> 01:25:27,331 Hey, what's doin'? 812 01:25:31,085 --> 01:25:32,086 Hey. 813 01:25:33,379 --> 01:25:34,880 Hey, what's wrong? 814 01:25:41,095 --> 01:25:42,721 Oh, God. 815 01:25:48,185 --> 01:25:49,478 Hey, hey. 816 01:25:54,233 --> 01:25:55,985 Hey, now. Hey, hey. 817 01:25:56,986 --> 01:25:58,946 What's the matter, baby? 818 01:26:01,031 --> 01:26:02,700 What's the matter? 819 01:26:04,243 --> 01:26:05,870 Tell me. Tell me. 820 01:26:08,372 --> 01:26:10,249 Tell me what happened. 821 01:26:53,751 --> 01:26:55,920 My girlfriend broke up with me. 822 01:26:55,961 --> 01:26:57,630 I'm a vampire. 823 01:26:57,713 --> 01:26:58,964 Kill me! 824 01:26:59,048 --> 01:27:00,257 Kill me! 825 01:27:19,777 --> 01:27:21,195 Your rosary beads. 826 01:27:21,278 --> 01:27:24,323 Take them out and put the cross up to me like this. 827 01:27:24,406 --> 01:27:25,532 I no speak the English. 828 01:27:25,616 --> 01:27:28,285 The cross! The crucifix! 829 01:27:28,327 --> 01:27:29,828 Me vampire! 830 01:27:30,371 --> 01:27:32,915 Vampire, you idiot. Nosferatu. 831 01:27:34,333 --> 01:27:35,626 Christ! 832 01:27:37,169 --> 01:27:40,005 The tortures of the damned! 833 01:28:19,545 --> 01:28:21,046 Get the hell out of the way. 834 01:28:22,172 --> 01:28:23,716 Are you crazy? 835 01:28:45,904 --> 01:28:47,614 All right. 836 01:28:47,698 --> 01:28:49,950 Just tell me when you see him. 837 01:29:14,016 --> 01:29:16,602 So, I forgot. Where did we leave off? 838 01:29:16,894 --> 01:29:17,978 Well, 839 01:29:18,604 --> 01:29:22,274 Peter, you wanted very much to make an earlier appointment, so what's up? 840 01:29:23,192 --> 01:29:26,028 Well, I've been thinking about my depressions very seriously. 841 01:29:26,111 --> 01:29:28,530 And, frankly, I just don't think you can help me. 842 01:29:28,614 --> 01:29:31,158 I think your profession is entirely bogus. 843 01:29:31,241 --> 01:29:34,036 Entirely. From my point of view, that is. 844 01:29:35,370 --> 01:29:36,872 You really think so? 845 01:29:37,289 --> 01:29:40,584 Yes, I do. I've been spending a lot of money here 846 01:29:40,626 --> 01:29:43,921 and I just think it's time for a change. 847 01:29:44,296 --> 01:29:45,714 A change? 848 01:29:46,548 --> 01:29:48,550 What exactly did you have in mind for yourself? 849 01:29:48,634 --> 01:29:49,760 Don't laugh. 850 01:29:49,802 --> 01:29:51,929 I'm a professional. I don't laugh. 851 01:29:55,182 --> 01:29:56,517 Love. 852 01:29:57,392 --> 01:29:58,477 Love? 853 01:29:58,852 --> 01:30:01,480 Yes, but I mean real love. 854 01:30:02,147 --> 01:30:04,483 The sweep-me-off-my-feet. 855 01:30:05,734 --> 01:30:07,319 The big "L." 856 01:30:09,446 --> 01:30:10,572 What? 857 01:30:12,783 --> 01:30:16,120 No, I'm not talking about fairy-tale love. 858 01:30:17,287 --> 01:30:20,499 I mean, I'm talking about a mature relationship. 859 01:30:20,582 --> 01:30:22,793 What do you think, I'm a kid? 860 01:30:26,046 --> 01:30:27,965 I know what you're thinking. 861 01:30:28,215 --> 01:30:29,216 You're thinking, 862 01:30:29,299 --> 01:30:32,344 "Sure. Let's see him go out in the jungle and try to find love. 863 01:30:32,427 --> 01:30:34,930 "He'll come crawling back here in no time." 864 01:30:35,013 --> 01:30:38,475 I know it isn't easy. But I know it's possible. 865 01:30:38,517 --> 01:30:41,061 Hell, I see it around me every day. 866 01:30:41,145 --> 01:30:44,231 Do you know how horrible it is to see it around you every day? 867 01:30:44,439 --> 01:30:47,234 Do you know what kind of torture that is? 868 01:30:48,193 --> 01:30:50,195 I'll find it, God damn it. 869 01:30:50,571 --> 01:30:52,865 I'll find it for myself. 870 01:30:52,948 --> 01:30:54,491 And then I'll be happy. 871 01:30:54,533 --> 01:30:56,869 Holy shit, then I'll be happy. 872 01:31:06,461 --> 01:31:08,380 You said you wouldn't laugh! 873 01:31:09,047 --> 01:31:10,048 I... 874 01:31:12,676 --> 01:31:13,886 I'm sorry. 875 01:31:13,927 --> 01:31:17,055 I'm only laughing because, well... 876 01:31:18,557 --> 01:31:22,895 If you had told me, if you had just told the good doctor... 877 01:31:24,354 --> 01:31:26,565 The time you could have saved. 878 01:31:26,732 --> 01:31:29,484 The money the both of you could have saved. 879 01:31:29,735 --> 01:31:31,111 Both of us? 880 01:31:31,528 --> 01:31:32,529 Both of us? 881 01:31:33,363 --> 01:31:34,990 What do you mean, the both of us? 882 01:31:35,908 --> 01:31:37,576 You and Sharon. 883 01:31:38,035 --> 01:31:39,828 - Sharon? - Yes. 884 01:31:40,495 --> 01:31:43,916 The patient who comes in after you. 885 01:31:43,999 --> 01:31:47,878 She complains of exactly the same thing you do, and... 886 01:31:49,588 --> 01:31:51,590 Personality-wise, 887 01:31:51,673 --> 01:31:55,010 I think you two are made for each other. 888 01:31:55,093 --> 01:31:56,929 Really? 889 01:31:56,970 --> 01:32:00,933 I should have matched you two guys up a long time ago. 890 01:32:00,974 --> 01:32:03,101 Hey, I think she's here now. 891 01:32:03,894 --> 01:32:05,771 I'll just go and check. 892 01:32:12,611 --> 01:32:13,946 Sharon. 893 01:32:16,531 --> 01:32:18,450 What a beautiful name. 894 01:32:19,952 --> 01:32:21,536 It's incredible. 895 01:32:23,163 --> 01:32:25,082 It's really incredible. 896 01:32:33,757 --> 01:32:35,342 Sharon, 897 01:32:35,425 --> 01:32:37,135 this is Peter Loew. 898 01:32:37,803 --> 01:32:39,221 - Hi. - Hi. 899 01:32:39,304 --> 01:32:41,640 I like poetry, horseback riding, 900 01:32:42,140 --> 01:32:45,310 Vivaldi and long weekends in the country. 901 01:32:45,352 --> 01:32:49,231 Those are exactly the same things that I like. 902 01:32:49,314 --> 01:32:51,275 Wait a minute. 903 01:32:51,316 --> 01:32:56,029 "We walked along, while bright and red uprose the rising sun." 904 01:32:56,655 --> 01:32:57,990 Wordsworth. 905 01:32:58,073 --> 01:32:59,408 Incredible. 906 01:33:02,703 --> 01:33:05,247 I guess you two won't be needing me anymore. 907 01:33:05,330 --> 01:33:07,332 I guess not. Thank you so much, Dr. Glaser. 908 01:33:07,416 --> 01:33:08,917 This one's going to last, I can tell. 909 01:33:09,001 --> 01:33:10,711 It was written in the stars. 910 01:33:10,794 --> 01:33:12,254 Written in the stars, yes. 911 01:33:12,337 --> 01:33:13,897 Hey, do you like Japanese food, Sharon? 912 01:33:13,964 --> 01:33:15,924 It's the best. So... 913 01:33:16,008 --> 01:33:17,092 - Refreshing! - Refreshing! 914 01:33:17,175 --> 01:33:20,053 You see that? We're on exactly the same wavelength. 915 01:33:20,345 --> 01:33:21,972 Fantastic. 916 01:33:23,181 --> 01:33:25,183 So long, Dr. Glaser. 917 01:33:28,854 --> 01:33:30,731 Oh, I almost forgot. 918 01:33:33,775 --> 01:33:35,152 Yes, Peter? 919 01:33:35,193 --> 01:33:38,363 Well, I did rape someone a couple nights ago. 920 01:33:38,447 --> 01:33:40,824 A girl at the office. I just lost control. 921 01:33:41,366 --> 01:33:44,119 It's just a little id release. No use in worrying. 922 01:33:48,373 --> 01:33:51,001 I just thought I should tell you, okay? 923 01:33:51,668 --> 01:33:53,545 It's a load off my mind. 924 01:33:54,921 --> 01:33:56,256 Oh, yeah. 925 01:33:58,425 --> 01:34:00,218 Also, I... 926 01:34:00,427 --> 01:34:02,346 Just spit it out, Peter. 927 01:34:04,014 --> 01:34:07,893 Well, the fact is, I did murder someone last night. 928 01:34:07,934 --> 01:34:10,729 I turned into a vampire. It's a long story. 929 01:34:10,771 --> 01:34:12,522 Goodness. 930 01:34:12,564 --> 01:34:13,899 Peter, Peter, Peter. 931 01:34:13,940 --> 01:34:16,651 People get murdered every day in this city. 932 01:34:16,735 --> 01:34:18,445 Do you think the world is going to stop? 933 01:34:18,695 --> 01:34:21,782 Yeah, I guess, but the police and everything, what if they find me? 934 01:34:22,074 --> 01:34:26,328 Would you stop worrying and just get on with your big romance? 935 01:34:27,412 --> 01:34:30,457 He hasn't even been arrested and the big lug is carrying on. 936 01:34:30,540 --> 01:34:32,292 Now, get out of here, the both of you. 937 01:34:32,501 --> 01:34:36,421 Have a wonderful life together and I will take care of the cops. 938 01:34:36,505 --> 01:34:39,007 Go on. Get out. Both of you. Out. Out. Out. 939 01:34:40,342 --> 01:34:43,011 Thank you very much, Dr. Glaser. 940 01:34:44,846 --> 01:34:46,598 You are a gem. 941 01:34:48,100 --> 01:34:49,810 Come on, Sharon. 942 01:34:53,271 --> 01:34:55,065 You like that tune? 943 01:34:57,234 --> 01:35:00,195 Well, actually, I live up right around here. 944 01:35:00,278 --> 01:35:02,781 You wanna come up? You can join me. 945 01:35:06,201 --> 01:35:09,079 Well, I was born in Philadelphia, 946 01:35:09,121 --> 01:35:13,500 but I've been in New York now for going on ten years. 947 01:35:13,583 --> 01:35:16,461 And what about you? 948 01:35:16,503 --> 01:35:17,838 - Nice. - Here you go. 949 01:35:17,921 --> 01:35:20,841 I hear it's very beautiful country up there. 950 01:35:22,634 --> 01:35:23,802 What? 951 01:35:24,803 --> 01:35:26,054 This? 952 01:35:27,889 --> 01:35:30,183 Well, it's like I started saying before, 953 01:35:30,267 --> 01:35:32,644 I turned into a vampire last week. 954 01:35:32,686 --> 01:35:35,021 It's all in the past now. Okay? 955 01:35:44,531 --> 01:35:45,782 There he is. 956 01:35:46,241 --> 01:35:48,076 No, I don't want to talk about it anymore. 957 01:35:48,160 --> 01:35:51,621 I mean, it's all from a very unhappy period in my life 958 01:35:51,663 --> 01:35:53,832 and I don't want to talk about it. 959 01:35:53,915 --> 01:35:55,709 End of subject, okay? 960 01:35:59,504 --> 01:36:00,839 Sharon... 961 01:36:01,423 --> 01:36:04,217 God damn it, what'd I just say? 962 01:36:23,445 --> 01:36:25,489 You don't let up, do you, cunt? 963 01:36:25,530 --> 01:36:29,034 I mean, you just keep harping and harping 964 01:36:29,117 --> 01:36:31,995 over the same God damn thing. 965 01:36:32,037 --> 01:36:34,039 "Why'd you become a vampire? 966 01:36:34,122 --> 01:36:35,916 "Why couldn't you be normal?" 967 01:36:35,999 --> 01:36:38,877 "Oh, well, Peter, does this mean we can never have children?" 968 01:36:54,017 --> 01:36:55,852 'Cause there's no way in hell 969 01:36:55,894 --> 01:37:01,149 that I would ever, ever marry a loudmouth pig like you. 970 01:37:01,233 --> 01:37:03,401 Christ, you know, ten minutes I'm with you 971 01:37:03,485 --> 01:37:05,987 and the shit just starts right up. 972 01:37:07,906 --> 01:37:09,407 What? Huh? 973 01:37:11,076 --> 01:37:13,245 You hate my guts? 974 01:37:13,328 --> 01:37:14,996 You wanna go home? 975 01:37:15,080 --> 01:37:17,249 You wanna leave? Good. Fine. 976 01:37:35,433 --> 01:37:38,103 Get the hell out of here, you fucking pig! 977 01:37:38,186 --> 01:37:40,772 Leave me the fuck alone! 978 01:37:44,693 --> 01:37:47,529 I really can't handle these relationships. 979 01:37:47,612 --> 01:37:49,739 Maybe I should see a shrink. 980 01:38:11,845 --> 01:38:13,263 Get up. 981 01:38:14,139 --> 01:38:15,974 Get up, motherfucker! 982 01:39:22,040 --> 01:39:24,000 Dream of me, my angel. 983 01:39:25,710 --> 01:39:27,253 Dream of me. 984 01:40:20,265 --> 01:40:22,475 Dream of me, my angel. 985 01:40:26,730 --> 01:40:28,273 Dream of me.